[DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW]
THINGS COLUMBUS SAID WHEN HE ARRIVED IN AMERICA
10. What should we do first: Unpack or hit the bar?
9. Who wants smallpox?
8. What do you mean the Pinta lost my luggage?
7. One day they'll name the whole country after me -- or, at least, a city in Ohio
6. Amerigo Vespucci can suck it!
5. I can see, like, fifteen Starbucks from here
4. Mama Mia, that's a spicy new world
3. Where my dawgs at?
2. I hope I'm not too late to pre-order the iPhone 4S
1. I wonder who Regis has on the show tomorrow?
THINGS COLUMBUS SAID WHEN HE ARRIVED IN AMERICA
10. What should we do first: Unpack or hit the bar?
9. Who wants smallpox?
8. What do you mean the Pinta lost my luggage?
7. One day they'll name the whole country after me -- or, at least, a city in Ohio
6. Amerigo Vespucci can suck it!
5. I can see, like, fifteen Starbucks from here
4. Mama Mia, that's a spicy new world
3. Where my dawgs at?
2. I hope I'm not too late to pre-order the iPhone 4S
1. I wonder who Regis has on the show tomorrow?